Gosh Dern Parking Garage and Dang Old Sears at that Rego Park mall hell.

Dagnabbit. Trying to buy some gosh dern hardware and a air cleaner purifier thing. Stuck in this lousy garage some punk in three-sizes too large 'SECURITY' outfit telling me I can't pay to leave the danged GARAGE!

You know what they went and did? They got these ATM parking machines now at the Rego Park Shopping Hell. You come in, get your ticket same as usual. But now, instead of leaving like usual, you have to drive back in, park, get out, go stand in line with a bunch of cranky cussers in their baggy pants and pay at the parking ATM. and Damnit if that robot voice isn't turned up too loud too!

Sheminy! Dag gummnit! And then. THEN! some old fart bag's wife is stuck up at the front of the line sticking her damned ticket in the machine and out it comes. and in the machine, and out it comes! and you know why? Because she doesn't KNOW about the robot ATM parking yeller!

We're stuck! Five honking, pounding, puke filled cars deep! Oh. Lord! LORD! Where's that kid in the uniform with the marble mouth!

Dirt Bag's Wife has to LEAVE HER CAR - GO TO THE ROBOT YELLER - COME BACK - FIGURE IT OUT AND THEN LEAVE.

and where is that punk in the uniform?????

Did you ever think that the day would come when you'd be sitting in one danged line to drive out of the garage for LONGER than you'd be standing in line at SEARS waiting for just ONE of the MARTHAS standing around to jump on that OTHER REGISTER???

Well, friends that day has come. IT'S TOTAL SYSTEM BREAKDOWN. The END IS NEAR.

Repent or spend eternity in a parking garage in Rego Park, HONKING, POUNDING BASS, YELLING ROBOTS, PUNK KIDS IN SECURITY UNIFORMS IGNORING YOUR PLEAS FOREVER AND EVER.

Here's a number you can call while you rot in hell: 718.897.4833