Brown Can Do hahahaha. No really, though...

The UPS store in Astoria. 29th Ave and Steinway. It's a breeze and they don't charge much.
See, here in Sunnyside we have Post Office issues. As in thank the Lord for Gun Control type issues.
And then there's those guys running a racket on Greenpoint and 47th St. Man, oh Man, the medieval surcharges.
So, shipping a package on a Saturday without a line and without gouging me and with a parking spot for a quarter at 3PM. That and a foot massage is what Brown can do for me.
Whatever that means. I'm a corporate shill. I have no more wit.